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**TheDestroyer{TSU}** · 08-19-2006, 12:06 AM

Here's one which I have started to use in life

where zen ends ass kicking begins

-- Hyde-- 70's show

GrendelKhan{TSU} · 09-18-2006, 09:41 AM

"No man is a failure who is enjoying life."

- William Feather

**Crow{TSU}** · 09-28-2006, 10:16 PM

"Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems."

Homer Simpson

GrendelKhan{TSU} · 09-29-2006, 03:46 AM

" Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. "

-- Scott Adams alal Diibert fame

Inserfin · 10-02-2006, 12:59 AM

Victory is not final,
Defeat is not fatal,
It is the courage to continue that counts

-(heard that from a Stargate SG-1 or Atlantis episode... originaly from some high ranked army guy...)

Inserfin · 10-02-2006, 03:19 PM

The object of war is not to die for your country,
But to make the other bastard die for his!!

-I beleive from Winston Churchill but not sure

GrendelKhan{TSU} · 10-03-2006, 02:07 AM

Originally Posted by Inserfin

Victory is not final,
Defeat is not fatal,
It is the courage to continue that counts

-(heard that from a Stargate SG-1 or Atlantis episode... originaly from some high ranked army guy...)

Originally Posted by Inserfin

The object of war is not to die for your country,
But to make the other bastard die for his!!

-I beleive from Winston Churchill but not sure

n1s!

here's a fUnny one along the same patriotic line... lol

"A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. "
-- Bill Vaughan

Inserfin · 10-03-2006, 04:07 AM

Some more about the worst invention of men... (war)

The death of one person is a tragedy.
The death of a million is a statistic.
-Joseph Stalin

In the Soviet army, it takes more courage to retreat than advance!
-Joseph Stalin

Older men declare war,
But it is the youth that must fight and die.
-Hebert Hoover

Patriot always talk of dying for their country but never killing for their country.
-Bertrand Russell

War does not determine who is right,
Only who is left.
-Bertrand Russell

So long as there will be men, there will be war.
-Albert Einstein

A solider will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.
-Napoleon Bonaparte

I all got those quotes from the game Call Of Duty

**XeC^{TSU}** · 10-04-2006, 11:57 AM

If at first you succeed.........try not to look shocked

- Unknown

Inserfin · 10-06-2006, 03:58 AM

Winners never quit
Quitters never win
But those who never win and never quit are idiots!

seen that on some website... don't know who it is from...