You're so noob that... you can't figure out why almost half of the players say "Same team" when you shoot them.
You're so noob that... you vote 2manjob when there's 16 people in the server.
You're so noob that... you put excuses for why you'll do poorly in your nickname.
You're so noob that... you don't know how people are typing in "Good Shot!" so quickly.
You're so noob that... you finally upgraded to one of those new "ball mice".
You're so noob that... you switch teams at the end of the match and think that is a good way to make sure that you always win.
You're so noob that... you think that anyone who gets better than 50% efficiency is a cheater.
You're so noob that... you ask someone what the "Headshot" soundbyte sounds like because you've never heard it.
You're so noob that... you stay up until 4 am playing UT and then say you're only doing bad because you're sleep deprived

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