You know you're addicted to UT when...

[GrendelKhan{TSU}]

you know you're addicted to UT when...

you act like THIS guy dood when playing!!! omfg.
(someone REALLY better take the game away from this dood.)

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H9cTJsG5yc[/MEDIA]

[LizardKing{TSU}]

That kid is flipping out lol

he's probably getting pwned by NG

whats he saying NG? Is he cussing or anything?

[GrendelKhan{TSU}]

you know you're addicted to UT...

when you spend ALL DAY not doing work on THIS forum

[][v][urderous Domination{TSU}]

You know you're addicted to U T when........


Its summertime and we all here posting instead of partying...

[RisingFury{TSU}]

There are a lot, but they are worth to read.


You know you're adicted to UT when:

-You come to a friend's house, see a nice rug on the floor and say: "Hmm... nice texture, where did you get it?"

-You will only buy a laptop if it will run UT

-You wish your handheld computer could run UT

-When you are angry on the freeway you cut people off and say "You like that?!"

-You have a dream that you're playing UT in real life, you get fragged in the arse. You have to go to the hospital to get the shrapnel removed. After hours of tests, Dr. Webslinger and nurse Flame concur that the only way to get it out is to telefrag it out.

-You end up running around, trying to double jump across tables and
trying to wall dodge across offices

-You place little apples around the house so you can find your way.

-You try and rebuild your own room in UED

-Mid match you turn round and try and shoot a real life person with the mouse because they're spamming you about tidying your room or tidying the C: drive!

-You visit the forums every day, and waste countless hours on the forums.

-You see a hole in the wall and you proclaim "It's a BSP hole!", and you tell yourself that in the next rebuild, it will go away.

-Everywhere you go, you either admire the textures or complain about them not being aligned
properly

-Getting dizzy after standing up too quickly from the computer is recorded in your brain as a "frame rate drop".

-You carve the Unreal 'U' into your computer, car, house, bathroom stalls, and/or yourself.

-Your 90% of your MSN contacts are UT players

-You reply people with “Roger that”

- You are the oldest active member on the forum.

-You wish Epic would choose a different default player name than 'Player'

- When you dog pees on someone's leg you say "You like that?!"

-You can match the texture names of UT lens flares and glows to the lamp posts and street lights of your daily drive to and from work

-Before the no-cd patch, the UT CD’s never left the CD-drive.

-You want to frag the carrier of the olympic flame, because you think he's a flag carrier

-You read this thread instead of going to bed because its 5 o clock in the morning

-When you see someone running around in circles you look for the "rebuild paths" option

-Your current computer was created so that it could run UT better than previous one

-during an intimate moment with your girlfriend you yell out "HEADSHOT!!!"

-When you get into a bar brawl and let the other guy knock himself into a table on his own, you yell at him "You fight like a Nali!"

-You're surprised when someone screams "Holy ****!" after you've killed only one person on the street

-Your wife tells you to take the trash out and you reply “on my way!”

-Your system HD is 50% or more UT files.

-When you enter into the Rest Room in a fancy restaurant and think “this would be a cool map”

- When you keep looking into dark corners of a room to see if you spot any movement.

-You are driving in downtown at night and look at the cornice of building and thinks “that’s a great sniping spot”

-You keep turning back while walking on a long corridor just to make sure no one is chasing you with a flack cannon.

-You spot a technician on radio tower and instinctually you take cover.

-You walk into a big lobby and start looking for prime sniper positions.

-You start physically moving around on your chair to influence your screen movement

-You plan your social life around your clan practices and clan matches.

-You spend hard earned cash on your pc *just* so that it can run UT better.

-You sign your checks with your player name instead of your real name

-When you dodge coming out your office into a hall way (usually scaring peeps and employees).

-When you wish you had a redeemer to blow away a big line at the movies box and hope to get a “monster kill”

-Screen shots from your games start appearing in your family photo album
-You blame the line up at the bank on bad bot support

-The elevator door opens and you want to throw in some pipe bombs… “just in case”.

-When you look yourself on a mirror and wonder if there is a secret room behind it.

-When you look at a wall power plug and wonder where it will “transport” you.

-You throw a frisbee and start hitting buttons on TV remote controll in order to teleport.

-You piss on the toilet seat and blame it on lag!!!

[][v][urderous Domination{TSU}]

You know you addicted to U T when.......

Your post takes up half a page on why you know you're addicted.....

[RisingFury{TSU}]

You know you're adicted to UT when you reply to this thread more than once.

... When 'being in first place, all the time' takes importance over everything else. (Hopefully reserved for only the most extreme cases of insanity)