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			<title>Living up to the Ludicrous nametag</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 17:51:55 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Trying to get 1,000 frags is ludicrous, and well, since I am Ludicrous I thought I would give it a shot. My first few attempts were on maps where it became apparent that it was just going to take too long. So I gave it some thought, settled on a nice map, went through the steps of creating a 5-5 tie because I figured overtime would be needed. My best calculations were that it would require about 30/40 frags a minute for the better part of a half hour. So there I am fragging away and getting very close, when ChocolateMousse comes along. He kills me, one of my bots gets the flag and caps to end the match. Damn. Well, at least now I know how to get it done. 
Image: http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv261/utrebo/tryingfor1000frags.jpg 
And then a few weeks later after umpteen tries at it I finally got it done. Nice screenshot.
Image: http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv261/utrebo/1000frags.jpg 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Trying to get 1,000 frags is ludicrous, and well, since I am Ludicrous I thought I would give it a shot. My first few attempts were on maps where it became apparent that it was just going to take too long. So I gave it some thought, settled on a nice map, went through the steps of creating a 5-5 tie because I figured overtime would be needed. My best calculations were that it would require about 30/40 frags a minute for the better part of a half hour. So there I am fragging away and getting very close, when ChocolateMousse comes along. He kills me, one of my bots gets the flag and caps to end the match. Damn. Well, at least now I know how to get it done. <br />
<img src="http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv261/utrebo/tryingfor1000frags.jpg" border="0" alt="" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /><br />
And then a few weeks later after umpteen tries at it I finally got it done. Nice screenshot.<br />
<img src="http://i690.photobucket.com/albums/vv261/utrebo/1000frags.jpg" border="0" alt="" onload="NcodeImageResizer.createOn(this);" /><br />
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			<dc:creator>Ludicrous</dc:creator>
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			<title>Hilarious joke!</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 04:55:12 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[my life.:lol:

No seriously its funny ..... :huh:

ok ok here's a joke.










A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room of a nearby hospital where the awaiting doctor takes a look and says, "give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do." "I haven't got the fingers." the man says The doctor replys, "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? This is the age of medical advances. We've got microsurgery and all sorts of incredible techniques! Why didn't you bring me the fingers?" "Well, heck, doctor. I tried, but I couldn't pick 'em up!"]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>my life.:lol:<br />
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No seriously its funny ..... :huh:<br />
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ok ok here's a joke.<br />
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A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all ten of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room of a nearby hospital where the awaiting doctor takes a look and says, &quot;give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do.&quot; &quot;I haven't got the fingers.&quot; the man says The doctor replys, &quot;What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? This is the age of medical advances. We've got microsurgery and all sorts of incredible techniques! Why didn't you bring me the fingers?&quot; &quot;Well, heck, doctor. I tried, but I couldn't pick 'em up!&quot;</div>

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