this is a slightly lesser known one but I am puttin in some quotes from it to help you
Samantha: Daddy would have gotten us Uzis.
Regina Belmont: Have you ever been hit with Dots, Mel? Milk Duds? Those things hurt!
Samantha: The burden of civilization is among us...
Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK: Ohhh. Bitchen, isn't it?
Regina Belmont: C'mon Hector, the mac10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives.
Samantha: Nice car.
Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK: Thanks, I have 23 of them.