A young couple decided to tie the knot, so they went to the doctor for physical exams.
Afterward the doctor called the young man into his office and told him he had some good news and some bad news. "The good news," he explained, "is that your fiancée has gonorrhea."
The guy paled. "If that's the good news, then what
the hell is the bad news!?"
"Well," the doctor elaborated, "The bad news is that she didn't get it from you."
lol